Mother’s Day: What Mom REALLY Wants

  Yo, I’ll tell you what Moms want, what they really really want,  So tell me what Moms want, what Moms really really want,  I’ll tell you what Moms want, what they really really want,  So tell me what Moms want, what Moms really really want,  Moms wanna, Moms wanna, Moms wanna, … Continue reading

Sleeping On The Couch

  I woke up this morning, on the couch, with Cubby pulling my hair. With his toes. Yes, he was standing over me, and using his toes to grasp and pull my hair. I’m not sure if I should be … Continue reading

Can We Be Mom Friends?

As I’ve gotten older, I’m not sure if I’ve gotten, well, bitchier, or if I’ve just learned that I don’t play well with other Moms. Actually, that’s not exactly true. I actually get along very well with other Moms, especially … Continue reading

Why I Prefer Teens To Toddlers

I’ll never forget the elderly lady on the bus. My then two-year old was pitching a tantrum. She leaned over, and with a smirk said, “Don’t worry, Dear. One day he’ll be a teenager.” Thanks. At that moment, throwing myself … Continue reading