Mother’s Day: What Mom REALLY Wants

  Yo, I’ll tell you what Moms want, what they really really want,  So tell me what Moms want, what Moms really really want,  I’ll tell you what Moms want, what they really really want,  So tell me what Moms want, what Moms really really want,  Moms wanna, Moms wanna, Moms wanna, … Continue reading

Sleeping On The Couch

  I woke up this morning, on the couch, with Cubby pulling my hair. With his toes. Yes, he was standing over me, and using his toes to grasp and pull my hair. I’m not sure if I should be … Continue reading

Hands Off The Sweat Pants, Eva Mendes

What the heck is it this week? Has everyone that has the attention of the media all lost their ever lovin’ minds? Tuesday, it was Kim Kardashian talking about baby making sessions fifteen times a day. Last night, I was … Continue reading

Give It A Rest, Kim Kardashian

Lately, my window to the world, aka Wolf, has been filling me in on Kim Kardashian news. I’m considering duct taping his head shut. First, there was the news that her husband, What’s-His-Face, plastered nude pics of her on Twitter, … Continue reading